Textual AIDS

Yo, whaddup?

Who the fuck are you?

Same as you

Meaning?

We both are plain lines of text, doh'

Oh, nice font you have there

Thanks, your text alignment ain't that bad either

10.2 verdana with dual page hard returns, you know, the usual

Oh yeah, mine is 11.2 though

Woah thats huge

Yeah I know, I'm a ascii babe magnet

No shit

Yeah, just yesterday I was in a romantic poem with Roman sans serif

And the author 'accidently' forgot to leave space between us

Oh you lucky bitch

Haha, you can call me that alright.

But dude, you know what?

What?

Roman sans serif is a 'paid' font

WTF!!!!

Yeah, all of  $ 10

Thats why I ain't going nowhere near her

Oh did you use protection?

Oh no man, you know how them Roman chicks are... they pounce on you and shit, and before you know your alphabets are intermingling with them

Hmm, dude, I'm not sure about this... you should have used protection

Oh, now what happens?

o hh m gdo oh my

Dude you are alright?

my wor  dss  seemm ttoo be dddiiiss aappeearrin

wkmllaljalf545g4sd42dd9779sdg0\@$$$!!

Dude!!

Dude!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral: This was a text representation of what can happen to people who have unprotected sex. Practise safe sex. Or better still remain a virgin. Happy world Aids day.

- © Kamat 05